i'm feeling Slayerish today

after last night's LOST i decided to get all Biblical with some Slayer.

album you should own: Sleep's "Holy Mountain"

the stoner metalist band of all time, and my favorite album by them. you can just smell the weed and hear the Sabbath love on every song. and it's named after the trippiest movie ever.

Sleep's Holy Mountain - Sleep

and for a bonus the song "sonic titan", off Dopesmoker is fucking awesome.

Danzig Loves The Ladies

DANCE CONTEST 2NIGHT @ GO BAR

Hey Athens 2Night @ THE GO BAR (ya know, the place where all the old townie coke heads hangout) my friend Kenniebloggins is hosting a dance contest called DANCE Mutha-fucka Dance!!! Bring your music, your crew, your best costumes and see if you can beat the competition. Sign up early, bring a cdr of your song or let the DJs choose the track and compete for the title of Best Dancer/ Dance Crew in the Classic City. The crowd will decide the victor and the winner takes all in this You Got Served Meets Stomp the Yard Meets Step Up 2 The Streets Meets Flashdance Meets Sasha Grey's Anatomy competition of Souls and Willpower. This one should be awesome.

i am totally gonna serve someone's ass tonight.

...and I'll get to fuck Brooke Shields

Fang performing their snotty punk rock classic "the money will roll right in" a song that Mudhoney does a great version of, as well as Nirvana. Just listening to this makes me wish I was a 15 year old skate punk.


and Nirvana covering it too

just listening to this album makes me feel high

one of the greatest stoner metal albums of all time is without a doubt 1992's Blues For The Red Sun by the band Kyuss. they are from the Sabbath school of slow and heavy sludge. i saw them twice when i was in high school opening for Dinosaur Jr and White Zombie. they got sorta lumped into the grunge category by a few lazy music journalist, but when you listen to this album they are a metal band all the way. the opener "Thumb" is my personal favorite track and the single "Green Machine" got some minor play on Headbanger's Ball and 120 Minutes. after the band broke up former members founded 2 of the most successful stoner rock bands of all time in Fu Manchu and Queens Of the Stone Age (a band i used to love who gets shittier and shittier with each album).

Blues For The Red Sun - Kyuss

MC5 Live On Detriot TV

album you should own: Captain Beyond

formed by former members of Deep Purple and Iron Butterfly, Captain Beyond were an early 70s prog/proto metal/space rock band not unlike Hawkwind that released 2 albums before breaking up. their self titled debut is by far their hardest/spaciest/and most awesome. i highly recommend.

Captain Beyond - Captain Beyon...

The Greatest Song Ever About Cocaine

Sabbath. "Snowblind". you're welcome.

Glenn Danzig Loves The Ladies

for Metal May we turn to the king of romance Glenn Danzig to instruct us in the ways of wooing the ladies.


Attitude, you got some fucking attitude
I cant believe what you said to me
You got some attitude

Inside your feeble brain theres probably a whore
If you dont shut your mouth youre gonna feel the floor

Attitude, the one you got, oh baby
Attitude, the one you got, oh baby
Attitude, attitude

Inside your feeble brain theres probably a whore
If you dont shut your mouth youre gonna feel the floor

Attitude, you got some fucking attitude
(attitude) I cant believe what you said to me
You got some attitude

Attitude, you got some fucking attitude
(attitude) I cant believe what you said to me
You got some attitude

what, not romantic enough for you? well then i'll drop this pantie peeler on your ass.

seriously, if i ever get married i want my bride to walk down the isle to "Sistinas". nothing would make me happier.

Motorhead + Motorcyles + Spandex Sluts = AWESOME

MIND BLOWN

METAL MAY BEGINS

it's May 1st 2009, which kicks off METAL MAY here @ Ghetto Blasters & Switch Blades. and what better song to kick if off than Iron Maiden's classic "Run To The Hills"