HELL AWAITS

My Favorite Metal Album Covers of All Time

Black Sabbath, Motherfucker

So Young, So Hesh, So Many Years Away From Sucking

oh Metallica, remember when you used to be awesome as fuck?

a quick thought on black metal

when Ozzy and Satan invented Metal i don’t think they were thinking a bunch of Dungeons and Dragons dorks in Sweden or wherethefuckevercountrynoonecaresabout would decide to dress up like gay-KISS/ pretend-Vikings and murder each other. Metal is about how many chicks you can fuck and how much cocaine and booze it takes to kill you, didn’t you get the memo?

poseurs ruin everything.

Best Flyer Ever or Best Flyer Possible

leave it up to the Melvins to inspire such art.

i'm feeling Slayerish today

after last night's LOST i decided to get all Biblical with some Slayer.

album you should own: Sleep's "Holy Mountain"

the stoner metalist band of all time, and my favorite album by them. you can just smell the weed and hear the Sabbath love on every song. and it's named after the trippiest movie ever.

Sleep's Holy Mountain - Sleep

and for a bonus the song "sonic titan", off Dopesmoker is fucking awesome.

Motorhead + Motorcyles + Spandex Sluts = AWESOME

MIND BLOWN

my first Metal band

The River Bottom Nightmare Band, motherfucker!!!